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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

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newyorksbabe:

-Tommaso Ferraris

newyorksbabe:

-Tommaso Ferraris

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blasianxbri:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

They say a woman cancels dates because she has to

And a nigga cancels dates because he has two

I’m cancelling dates because the rent’s due

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LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:


We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. 

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

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hitlersasshole:

the guy who pooped first must have been like whaaaat the fuck 

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badgalfashion:

so me :’(

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ratchetmess:

Is he trying to wash the dick away?
(sigh…its a joke)

ratchetmess:

Is he trying to wash the dick away?

(sigh…its a joke)